Impatience with Canada Post

I'm sick of waiting for my mail... you know you've been polluted by the "gotta-have-it-now" mentality of our day when you no longer can patiently wait for good ol' snail mail. I've been waiting for what seems like forever (in reality a week or two) for mail to come my way. I eagerly await the arrival of: a new compact RSV Bible that I ordered for myself online, my first copy of my new subscription to First Things (so that I no longer have to hijack my dad's subscription), and a letter from a friend. I'm getting impatient though. Maybe God is trying to send me a not so subliminal message.

P.S. Speaking of things that come in the mail, those of you in B.C. please refrain from reading this week's B.C. Catholic. I have nothing against the paper. Just, whatever you do, don't jump to any conclusions. Now that's a cryptic message for my local readers.